If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
When The Love Fades...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching
TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner my Love?
Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She replied, "You're having soup. I was talking to the dog."